EXHIBITIONIST!

out and about 10

The term “hanging out” takes on a new meaning as our exhibitionist friend goes for a walk. In this series of 7 clips he meets some lovely young ladies as he wends his way from bus stop, to restaurant, to office, to shop and so on, entirely unaware of his clothing mal-function! Walking is definitely at the top of his list of recreational activities because it is such a great way to keep fit! Please note, in one of these seven clips the sound is missing. I don’t know why, but it’s a good clip so I included it. If you liked this series, check out my book at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

out and about 9

This is a combination of two clips, where I walk about town while hanging out. If I play it carefully and don’t hang out too obscenely, I can usually get by without any problems. It allows for easy flashes because most people just write if off as an accident, thinking I’m not aware of my clothing malfunction. The first clip is a garage sale run by two young ladies, and attracting a few passers-by. I just hang “out” for awhile and it feels nice to be “out” in the midst of the girls and then I move on. The next clip is in a restaurant and I am on the stairs above two young ladies who just happen to look up and see me hanging out. They think it is quite funny and have a good laugh.

bus ride 4

This is an interesting bus flash because it shows all too well a common problem facing flashers: women who pretend not to look! This lass is a master (or is it mistress?) of that act. I played the clip through (4 min 33secs) and could NOT catch her looking at the goods. It was only after slowing it down and/or playing it frame by frame that I caught her looking. I freeze-framed some of these looks at the end of the clip. I am not sure about all the freeze frames, but certainly some of them are direct hits. In one freeze frame she looks directly at the camera, which is resting on my knee. Clearly if she looked at the camera she would have also seen my cock which was directly behind the camera! In other freeze frames she looks directly at my cock. A couple of the freeze frames however I’m not sure about. One other interesting thing about this flash is that you will notice that I engage her in a fairly lengthy conversation and, despite the fact that I am hanging out obscenely (especially toward the end of the flash) she is all too willing to talk, smiles a lot, etc. Although I tend to avoid conversations because they take the woman’s attention away from the crotch, nonetheless when I do engage the flashees in conversation, most of the time they respond quite favourably – as you can see here. If you liked this clip, check out my book, “The Exhibitionist”, for only $2.99 at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

Girls just want to have Fun - 2

This is probably one of the most interesting clips that I have done…it has so many facets, I hardly know where to start. First off, it has what I would consider a perfect, 10/10, OMG! reaction. Next, there is a lot of laughter, so I don’t think the gals were emotionally scarred by the sight of a male penis. Next, the two girls reacted differently: one girl was very reactive and looked a lot, while the other, the redhead, appeared to enjoy the first girl’s over-reactiveness more than the flash. But the redhead reacted too and, apart from her laughter, she slipped her sunglasses on and off, which is usually an indication that something is going on behind those eyes! Of particular interest is how the first girl, after the one minute mark, almost continually holds her hand near her mouth and at one point even sucks her little finger (or so it appears). An entirely subconscious gesture, of course, but…what does it mean? I wonder! If you liked this clip, check out my book, “The Exhibitionist”, only $2.99… http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

shop show combo

This is a combination of 5 sales clips. I enter 5 different shops to sell my goods (my artwork) and in each case my dick is hanging out (sometimes obscenely) as I go through my sales spiel. Of interest here is that if you can enter the shop for a legitimate reason, and if you are well-presented and well-spoken, the ladies are all too willing to overlook your…er…indiscretions. Clip 1: I am hanging out grossly but the salesgirl is taking it well, although she appears to be a little nervous. Clip 2: This time I am the one who is nervous. It was a well-appointed office, lots of people around and the girl was very officious looking, so I was careful not to hang out too much. But she was very matter-of-fact about it and could have been flashed harder. Clip 3: once again I was a bit nervous and so I only showed the two girls a small amount of flash, but they were very OK with it, smiled a lot, etc, and thus encouraged I showed them a lot more before the flash was through (as you can see in the clip). Clip 4: an Asian lady and her husband or boss (not sure which). I was hanging out grossly and obscenely but they did not seem to mind. The woman (as you can see in the clip) actually walks up closer to me partway through the flash! Clip 5: this was a very well-cared-for lass and not one that would take a flash lying down (so to speak). But I risked it and hung out grossly and, as you can see, it did not to bother her at all (in fact I got some nice smiles from her!). Thinking back, I could have pushed harder on this one. PLEASE NOTE: in two of these 5 clips the sound track is missing, but the visuals are OK. I was not going to post them, but they are two of my better flashes and well worth checking out.

train ride 9

This is your basic bread and butter train flash. Just stand near a lovely lass and show her your dick. Easy. Anyone can do it (as long as they have a dick). Of course the girls’ reactions will vary, which is what makes this so much fun. Some girls will look, some won’t, but most will be somewhere in between. Like this particular girl, for example. She just doesn’t know what to do. Part of her wants to look, part of her doesn’t and she is caught squarely in the middle. It’s a tough call! If you liked this video, check out my book, “The Exhibitionist” at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

bus ride, train ride

This is a combination of two different flashes, and when I say different, I mean different! In the first flash, done on a bus, the girl is smooching up to her boyfriend and I am sitting directly opposite her, purely by chance, of course. Also by chance, my dick happens to be hanging out. Absolutely disgraceful, I know! Because she is with her boyfriend, she maintains a straight face, doesn’t look, or pretends not to look, but you can catch her out a few times. She also plays around a lot with her phone/camera…I suspect she zapped me and showed the picture to her boyfriend, but I’m not sure about that. As for the second flash, it takes place on a train. Once again, and purely by chance of course, I am sitting opposite two lovely gals. This time they have no boyfriend to keep them in check, so they do a bit of laughing and giggling and looking at each other. Just good clean wholesome fun! If you liked this video, check out my book, “The Exhibitionist” at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

bus ride 3

This is your basic bread-and-butter bus flash. What makes this one work is that it s a fairly lengthy bus ride, allowing the flasher to gradually work into a full show. At first he only reveals a small part of his package, to see how the woman reacts and then when he finds she is OK with that, he gradually reveals more, until she can see all the way up to his testicles! The clip also illustrates a fairly common way that women accommodate to a flash…at first they pretend to ignore it, pointedly looking away, but as the flash progresses they will look more and more, which is what happened here. Of interest too is the way this lass purses her lips towards the end of the flash. If you’re into psycho-analytic theory, you will know that this lip movement indicates some kind of deep and meaningful subconscious activity – the nature of which I will leave it to you to discern! And watch for her camera at the beginning of the flash! She is definitely interested, even though she pretends not to look, at first. Definitely a good show. The quality of the photography however suffers a bit…the light is behind the woman and this spoils the image quality a little, but it is still good and viewable. If you like this clip check out my book at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

shop show 4

It was just a routing call. She was sitting at her desk in the shop and I was doing my sales spiel and as usual my cock was hanging out. So far so good. But lo and behold about a minute, or less, later, three of her girlfriends arrive. And they laugh their heads off…I wonder why!! OK! No worries! They are happy and laughing and I am delighted with the extra attention. So far so good. But then….then the first girl disappears into a back room and I have a sinking feeling that she is calling reinforcements. I want to get out of there gracefully…and quickly! But I can’t just leave suddenly, so I call out to her to come back. I just want to say, “Well, do you want to buy the artwork or not?” and then beat a hasty retreat. But she won’t come out. Her friends tell me she is in the loo, but I know she is not. I know she is on the phone calling people and I am starting to panic. Anyway she comes back out and shortly afterwards three heavy-duty Lebanese boyfriends arrive. Fuck! My goose is cooked. But they (like the girls) turned out to be quite friendly. Whew…it was close! If you like this clip, check out my book, “The Exhibitionist”, at http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/

No!

Flashing is without doubt an intense experience but it can also be very frustrating. Many, probably most, girls simply will not look. Flashers will know what I’m talking about. This clip is actually a combination of eight clips where the girls see cock, but look away! The clips range from a street scene, to train and bus flashes, to a store flash and in each case the flasher is hanging out, tongue panting, and the girls can see but they don’t look – if you know what I mean. One of the girls actually yawns! Talk about humiliation! But the interesting thing is, that even if the women stare resolutely away and don’t grace us with their looks, they are still reacting. That “looking away” look is still a reaction! The flasher still wins! For more background on the life of a flasher read my book, “The Exhibitionist” http://haveubeenflashed.com/recommended/book/